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Home Hacks: Underground Housewife Ninja Moves April 19, 2007

I’ll be the first to admit it: housekeeping sucks.  It’s redundant.  It’s futile.  It’s moderately degrading.  (There’s really no other way to describe mopping up dog urine.) It’s the ultimate act of optimism when you clean a surface and actually expect it to stay clean.  Even though I’ve got my freakish Monica streak and love to clean on occasion. I hate certain tasks. I loathe them.  I want to watch them die a slow, agonizing death.  In that spirit, I’ll be posting home hacks from time to time.  Hopefully, these hacks (or shortcuts) can help you destroy housekeeping tasks with ninja-like stealth. If you’ve got any hacks to share, please feel free.